Wednesday 10 Dec ,2008 (WHAT BABY ARE YOU?wow this is so damn true man)

What baby are you?

Bet you forward this to everybody in your address book - I did! These are adorable and I'll bet they fit your b-day/personality to a T.

Jan	---------------JANUARY BABY-------------------- Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to Recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet Someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance Your personality.
Feb	----------FEBRUARY BABY -------------------- Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves Freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves Aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends But rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the Inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone New and realize that you are a perfect match.
Mar	-----------------MARCH BABY -------------------- Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and Reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous And sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up Feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you Repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your New love in 8 days.
Apr	------------------APRIL BABY ------------------- Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and Sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does Work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good Memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look For information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or Make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and Others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and Traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you Repost this in 5 mins, a Cutie that's caught your eye Will introduce themselves and you will realize that You are very much alike in the next 2 day s.
May	-----------------MAY BABY ----------------- Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and Highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to Dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good Imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves Literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike Being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the Next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone You do not speak to much in the next 4 days.
Jun	------------JUNE BABY ------------- You've got the best personality and are an Absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make New friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt And more than likely have an a very attractive Partner. A wicked hottie. It is also more than likely That you have a massive record collection. You Have a great choice in films, and may one day Become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, You've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you Will meet someone that may possibly become One of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.
Jul	----------------JULY BABY -------------- Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to Be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily Consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's Feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive And forms impressions carefully. Caring and Loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of Sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people Through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties In studying. Loves to be with friends Always broods About the past an d the old friends. Waits for Friends. Ne ver looks for friends. Not aggressive Unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt But takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days
Aug	------------AUGUST BABY --------------- outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an 'every thing's peachy' attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of 'that someone'. longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by 'no pain no gain' caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. 'charming' or 'beautiful' to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.
Sep	------------SEPTEMBER BABY --------------- Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.
Oct	---------------OCTOBER BABY ------------------- Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.
Nov	---------------NOVEMBER BABY -------------------- Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.
Dec	---------------DECEMBER BABY --------------- This straight-up means ur the most good-looking person possible... better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly . Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. loves music. ]

Wednesday 10 Dec ,2008 (7 things u cant do after meal)

Most of the medical practitioners don't tell you all of these. because it's
factually, morally, ethically or financially wrong?

7 dont's after a meal

* Don't smoke- Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette
after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is
higher)

* Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals
will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr
after
meal or 1hr before meal.

Don't drink tea - Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid.
This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be
hardened thus difficult to digest.

* Don't loosen your belt - Loosening the belt after a meal will easily
cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked.

* Don't bathe - Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the
hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will
therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.

* Don't walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred
steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking
will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from
the food we intake.

* Don't sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to
digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.

Wednesday 10 Dec ,2008 (Pua chu kang's gags)

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ...........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ........... you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... ,' Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world also ah!!!
pass it 2 ur fren.....& let them laugh out loud....

Wednesday 10 Dec ,2008 (HAHA really True)

Read and Return the Green Dog

Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two

小心讀每一個，再用一兩秒想一想

1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

我愛你不是因為你是誰，而是我在你面前可以是誰。

2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

沒有男人或女人是值得你為他流眼淚，值得的那一位，不會要你哭。

3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
那人不是你所想般愛你，但不代表那人不是全心全意地愛你。

4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
一個真正的朋友是向著你伸手，觸動你心靈的人。

5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
掛念一個人最差的方式，就是你坐在他身旁，而知道你不能擁有他。

6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
就算你不快樂也不要皺眉，因為你永不知道誰會愛上你的笑容。

7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
在世界裡你可能只是某人，但對某人你可能是全世界。

8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
不要花時間在一個不會花時間在你身上的人。

9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
可能神要我們在遇到那位對的人之前先遇上一些錯的人，讓我們遇到那位對先生/對小姐時懂得珍惜。

10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因為完結而哭，要為曾經發生而微笑。

11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
這個世界永遠也會有一些傷害你的人，你要做的就是繼續去信人和小心你下次信的人。

12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
在你嘗試了解其他人和盼望其他人明白你之前，先把你自己變成一個更好的人和了解你自己。

13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要太努力去找，最好的東西是在你最預計不到的時候出現。

Wednesday 10 Dec ,2008 (17 signs you like someone‏)

This is how u know u like/love someone.


SEVENTEEN:
You look at their profile constantly.


SIXTEEN:

When you're on the phone with them late
at night and they hang up, you still
miss them even when it was just two
minutes ago.


FIFTEEN:

You read their Texts and Ims Over and
over again.



FOURTEEN:

You walk really slow when you're with
them.



THIRTEEN:

You feel shy whenever they're around.



ELEVEN:

When you think about them, your heart
beats faster but slower at the same
time.



TEN:

You smile when you hear their voice.



NINE:

When you look at them, you can't see
the
other people around you, you just see
him/her.



EIGHT:

You start listening to slow songs while
thinking about them.



SEVEN:

They're all you think about.



SIX:

You get high just from their scent.



FIVE:

You realize you're always smiling when
you're looking at them.



FOUR:

You would do anything for them, just to
see them.



THREE:

While reading this, there was one
person
on your mind this whole time.



TWO:

You were so busy thinking about that
person, you didnt notice number twelve
was missing



ONE:

You just scrolled up to check & are now
silently laughing at yourself.

Wednesday 10 Dec ,2008 (FRIENDS)

送給你！
忙 的 時 候 ， 想 要 休 息 ；
渡假 的 時 候 ， 想 到 未 來 。
窮的 時 候 ， 渴 望 富 有 ；
生活 安 逸 了 ， 怕 幸 福 不 能 長 久 。
該決 定 的 時 候 ， 擔 心 結 果 不 如 預 期 ；
看明 白 了 ， 後 悔 當 初 沒 有 下 定 決 心 。
不屬 於 自 己 的 ， 常 常 心 存 慾 望 ；
握在 手 裡 了 ， 又 懷 念 未 擁 有 前 的輕 鬆 。
生命 若 不 是 現 在 ，那 是 何 時 ？



一 個 人 可 以 毫 無 道 理 跟 你 做 一 輩 子 親 戚 , 但 一 個 人 不 會 毫 無 道 理 跟 你 做 一 輩 子 朋 友

我會 想 起 . . 與 你 們 認 識 的 種 種 . .
也會 想 起 .. . 發 生 過 的 點 點 滴 滴 . .
直到 我 們 都 年 老 時 . . 是 否 會 像 現 在 這 樣 . . 坐 在 電 腦 前 互 訴 心 聲 ？
不管 如 何 . . 希 望 我 們 永 遠 是 真 誠 相 對 的 朋 友 ( 知 己 ) . ..




朋 友 就 是 喜 歡 你 也 了 解 你 的 人
願 你 都 能 珍 惜 身 邊 每 一 個 朋 友
因 為 你 我 有 緣 份 ， 才 能 成 為 朋 友
可 以 成 為 知 己 的 ， 更 難 得 ！
時 間 未 必 O 你 我 成 為 知 己 的 原 因
但 一 定 可 以 証 明 到
你 對 朋 友 的 關 懷 不 是 白 費 ！
希 望 您 永 遠 都 係 我 的 好 朋 友 ！

朋 友 ， 是 你 高 興 時 想 跟 他 分 享 的 ，
朋 友 ， 是 你 不 高 興 時 可 以 給 你 發 脾 氣 的 ，
朋 友 ， 也 是 在 你 沒 錢 開 飯 時 打 救 你 的 ，
朋 友 ， 你 悶 得 發 荒 時 可 以 跟 你 一 同 發 荒 的 ，
朋 友 ， 會 甘 願 給 功 課 你 抄 ， 跟 你 一 同 出 貓 一 同 被 人 罰 的 ，
朋 友 ， 也 是 你 買 手 信 時 ， 想 買 一 份 大 的 給 他 的，
朋 友 ， 也 是 你 看 見 他 上 線 時 ， 想 給 他 ' 喔 噢 ' ！




想 要 體 會 「 一 年 」 有 多 少 價 值 ， 你 可 以 去 問 一 個 失 敗 重 修 的 學 生 。
想 要 體 會 「 一 月 」 有 多 少 價 值 ， 你 可 以 去 問 一 個 不 幸 早 產 的 母 親 。
想 要 體 會 「 一 週 」 有 多 少 價 值 ， 你 可 以 去 問 一 個 定 期 週 刊 的 編 輯 。
想 要 體 會 「 一 小 時 」 有 多 少 價 值 ， 你 可 以 去 問 一 對 等 待 相 聚 的 戀 人 。
想 要 體 會 「 一 分 鐘 」 有 多 少 價 值 ， 你 可 以 去 問 一 個 錯 過 火 車 的 旅 人 。
想 要 體 會 「 一 秒 鐘 」 有 多 少 價 值 ， 你 可 以 去 問 一 個 死 裡 逃 生 的 幸 運 兒 。
想 要 體 會 「 一 毫 秒 」 有 多 少 價 值 ， 你 可 以 去 問 一 個 錯 失 金 牌 的 運 動 員 。




朋 友 就 是 ~ ~ 即 使 是 一 點 小 感 動 ， 一 點 小 事 情 都 想 一 起 分 享
朋 友 就 是 ~ ~ 當 你 抱 頭 μ
h 哭 的 時 候 ， 扶 著 你 肩 膀 的 那 個 人
朋 友 就 是 ~ ~ 當 你 面 對 人 生 挫 折 時 ， 一 直 緊 握 你 那 雙 手
你 好 嗎 ？




你 能 夠 看 到 它 是 你 與 他 的 緣 份
你 能 夠 和 你 身 邊 的 人 做 朋 友 也 是 你 與 他 的 緣 份
縱 使 你 不 知 道 這 夥 流 星 會 何 時 消 失
但 如 若 你 好 好 珍 惜 看 到 這 流 星 的 每 一 刻
那 就 算 流 星 走 了 你 也 不 會 後 悔
請 大 家 好 好 珍 惜 身 邊 的 每 一 個 人
珍 惜 這 段 友 誼 ！






建 立 友 誼 如 像 種 樹 ， 因 為 友 誼 是 一 株 樹 ( T R E E ) :
T : T r u s t ( 信 任 )
R : R e s p e c t ( 尊 重 )
E : E x c h a n g e ( 交 流 )
E : E m o t i o n a l S u p p o r t ( 精 神 支 持 )


---- 好 朋 友 守 則 ----
朋 友 就 是 無 形 中 伴 你 走 過 風 雨 ， 永 遠 支 持 你 的 力 量
朋 友 就 是 一 種 無 法 言 喻 的 美 好 感 覺
朋 友 就 是 在 別 人 面 前 永 遠 護 著 你 的 那 個 人
朋 友 就 是 即 使 是 一 點 小 感 動 ， 一 點 小 事 情 都 想 一 起 分 享
朋 友 就 是 當 你 抱 頭 痛 哭 的 時 候 ， 扶 著 你 肩 膀 的 那 個 人
朋 友 就 是 當 你 面 對 人 生 挫 折 時 ， 一 直 緊 握 你 的 那 雙 手

喜歡下雨，因為你不會知道我流淚....

喜歡發呆....因為你不會知道我想你....

喜歡孤單....因為你不會發現我愛你....

喜歡在你身邊....因為你是我快樂的唯一因素 ...

Wednesday 10 Dec ,2008 (i love u n i dun 1 to lose )

When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how
long you will be around.

When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all
fine.

When a GIRL stares at you she is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest .. she is wishing for you to be hers forever.



When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.

When a GIRL says ' I love you ' .. she means it.

When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' .... no one in this world can miss you more than
that.

Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person ....

Find a guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

who calls you back when you hang up on him.

who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ... kisses
your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he
is to have you.

Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! '